MWM looking for a good girl gone bad (m4w) - Herndon, VA

I'm a professional, respectful, educated, clean cut white male looking for an open minded, adventurous partner in crime. I'm the clean cut soccer dad next door type on the outside, but have a deviously naughty side lurking underneath..... and I'm looking for a playmate to explore that side with me. No strings, no pressure.

Full disclosure- I'm not single, and not seeking to change my situation (or yours for that matter).

Some ideas I have for playdates-

1. Meeting you for a drink, or maybe dinner. You're in a skirt or dress, and excuse yourself after a while to go to the ladies room. Upon return you slip me your panties, providing you didn't go without them in preparation for our meeting of course, take your seat next to me, and do your best to keep a straight face and converse normally while I reach under the bar/table, slowly slide my hand up your leg, and play with you. Can you keep a straight face?
2. Having you sneak into my office, sometime during working hours- late in the day so it's relatively quiet. I'd close the door (it doesn't lock) and let you slip under my desk, hide and go down on me while I carry on with my day- bonus if you don't stop if someone walks into my office to talk to me.
3. We find time to meet for happy hour/dinner/coffee/whatever in the evening after work. In the parking lot before going inside we're in my truck talking and just can't keep our hands off of each other. It's a crowded/busy parking lot, and not totally dark out yet, but after making our and letting our hands roam over each other we forget about that.... I want to be inside you so badly I can't wait, so I climb on top of you and we get down right there in the front seat- never making it inside.
4. Bringing you to my office after hours one evening or weekend when no one else is here, getting you naked and having my way with you on the couch in the lobby. Maybe on the conference room table as well.
5. Having you pick up another guy (in a bar, or maybe on CL?), getting a hotel room and having you give me head while he's doing you from behind. (I'm straight, but love to share/watch). I would love, love, love to watch you in action- can you give me a good show?
6. Same scenario as above, but with another girl. Or another couple. Or both.
7. Two words- Road. Head, Love it- especially in broad daylight.
8. Risky sex- do you dare to take it bare and let me cum inside?
9. Taking you out to lunch, somewhere busy/crowded, while you've got a remote wireless vibrator in..... I get to control the remote. Can you keep it together while I'm buzzing you incessantly?
10. Let's catch a movie sometime..... You will wear a skirt with an easy access top, no bra- or at least one that's not padded, definitely no panties. Sit next to my and try to be quiet while my hands explore your body..... can we make you cum in public, and can you be quiet enough that the rest of the theater remains clueless as to what we're doing?
11. Role play anyone? Perhaps you come to my office for a "naughty interview".... or I come to yours for the same. We meet at a hotel for an "anonymous/stranger" encounter, no names, minimal conversation, just action.
12. Not for the faint of heart..... If you're married/attached, would you let me have you in the bed you share with him while he's away?

About me- I'm 40ish, ~5'9" , short/crew cut brown hair (former Marine), brown eyes, mustache, and have a stocky build- a bit chubby honestly but I believe I carry it well.

If you reply, please change the subject line to the number of the scenario above that intrigues you on the most, i.e. "number __", and include at least your location, age and stats/description so I know you're real and not one of the multitude of fake/spam replies I'm expecting. We can trade pics later, after trading a few messages and getting to know one another, or maybe just skip that and meet blindly- if you dare;) Please be willing to voice verify after exchanging a few messages though. Discretion expected, and assured in return

I'm ready to get started when you are, so send me a message and let's do this-  cpls0313@yahoo.com 

P.S.- Huge bonus if you wear glasses- call me weird, but I find them ultra sexy.